fuck you blogosphere.

well, you dragged me in. the courtship has lasted years, and finally, in a whirlwind of financial crisis, the love of porn and a point in the right direction from my old friend Sara, i've finally started a blog.

i'm affraid you've missed out on so many adventures already: hitchiking across the country; living in beautiful jungles of hawaii; the hippie communes of eugene, ore; and new york city's punk squats.

but here i am now, begining a new adventure: i've set up shop in los angeles, working with the Dr. Susan Block Show, a foot in the door of the porn industry. it's always been a secret fantasy, no? the kind of taboo you think about but figure it'll never materialize. well, i heard opportunity's subtle knock. Sara had an in with Block Films and i figured i could wedge my way in. so far so good.

here i am at the bottom of the ladder. i live in a corner of an old warehouse and dont make any money, but i have a plan and no fear.

i'm going to be famous, and i invite you along for the ride.